FEB

01

We all can't be a part of the festivities in Glendale, AZ this weekend. And you'd be surprised at just how some ultra-celebs/stars like to get their swerve on for the big game. Well, we sort of ran out of time on this mythical journey into the cribs/lives of those more meaningful and famous than ourselves. Anyhow, today we are taking one last stop by the fabulous life, times and party that "just might" be taking place somewhere in Los Angeles. And your hosts are none other than former USC golden boys, Reggie Bush (along with his ass) and Matt Leinart.

So, let's take a look-see...shall we?

Theme: "Bitches in the living room, gettin' it on and they ain't leavin' till 6 in the morn"

Food Menu: Carne Asada Rolled Tacos, Chips and fresh Guac, Grilled Kabobs, Chicken Skewers, Shrimp poppers, wings and things, oyster bar, hmm, hmm...hor' dervs?

Music: Snoop Dog, performing live.

Beverage of Choice: Mickey's 40's (I kid). Keg of Budweiser, full service bar.

Extra Perks: Cocaine and Strippers. (Seriously!) Lingerie models as part of sponsorship.

Fun and Games: $10,000 Beer Pong Tournament of Champions, "Super Bowl Squares", Roulette Wheel, on-site Black Jack dealers and an escort service.

Halftime Entertainment: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape in Blue Ray Disc format.

Pseudo Celebs of note in Attendance: Brody Jenner, Vinny Chase, Johnny Drama, Turtle, the Lachey's, Paris Hilton, Larry Fitzgerald, Pete Carroll, Hilary Clinton, the Kardashians, Frankie Muniz, etc.Subscribe to us

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