The Sacramento Kings, despite the crazy on-court urges of Ron Artest, were finally starting to find themselves. The club had won five of its last six games, with a renewed Mike Bibby and a slimmed-down Brad Miller as catalysts.

(Lovely cornrows, Bradley!)

But much like an Artest mood swing, suddenly Sacto is once again sullen, thanks to a Miller kitchen mishap.

The SACRAMENTO BEE reports today that Miller, who has two 20-20 performances in his last three games, needed 'nine stitches in his right index finger after slicing it with a knife while doing dishes Sunday. He is questionable for Wednesday's game against Seattle as the Kings look to extend their season-high four-game winning streak.'

Every time we hear something like this, we think of late-night informercials. Of which, one out of three features some sort of knife-sharpening apparatus. Don't those people know that the future of a downtown Sacramento arena is in their hands?

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