FEB

14

Whhhhhhaaaa? You got something for mmmmeeeee? Nnnnnnoooo, you shouldn't've, YOU BIG SILLY.

Oooh, thank you, thank you, you big huge Mister Mansssssss. Now I forgive you for all that nasty talk you was giving me on New Year's Eve. You always knew I liked to be debased just a lil'.

That's right, put down that gushing bottle of EAS and come give me some sugar, cuddlefish.

And don't think I forgot YOUR gift.

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