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Posted February 15th ago via Epic Carnival
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Dear Sports Illustrated,

Hey guys. Wonderful job on the Swimsuit catalog this week. It was hot like Brett Favre's Jock. If I didn't have pictures of Brett Favre in a bathing suit already, I would have used it for my jerk off material this week. But alas I have those pics. And during that session, that's when it hit me. I have some great ideas for the swimsuit edition.

1. Brett Favre - Just put Brett Favre in a Speedo. You know how many men would be turned on by that?

2. Photo Shoot with me and Heidi Klum - Will Ferrell Maybe funny, but how good is he at Monday Morning Quarterbacking. And what relevence does he have to SI. As an 18 year vet I think people want to see me rubbing oils on Heidi Klum.

3. Photo Shoots at the Inside the NFL Set - They're tearing it down no one will be there. You can have hot nasty photographs of Brett Favre there.

4. Photos of Every Model in an NFL Jersey - They're mesh, you can almost see through them. Preferably every one of them should be in a Brett Favre jersey.

1. Inject Models with HGH - The models are hot, but HGH will certainly make them hotter. My favorite swimsuit pic of all time, outside of Favre's, was Deb Clemens. Abs of steal.

2. Manning Shoot - Who needs girls when you have three sexy quarterbacks. They can just wear double stuff oreos. That would certainly get me off.

3. Woman in Starbucks - Remember that sweet Marissa Ipod shoot last year. Now replace the Ipod with Starbucks uber grande cups.

4. Me In a Swimsuit on the Cover - You have the sexiest football analyst in t...

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