Awwwww. Tony Romo was smooth on a Valentine's Day date with Jessica Simpson.

You're damn right it's that slow of an afternoon. The Lozoball draft is taking forever (we contributed in the first round by taking like 36 hours to draft). Absolutely nothing going on in New Orleans (yet). We can't muster the energy to talk Clemens or Bonds, and does anyone really care about Spygate? We've still got two posts left …

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