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POWER RANKINGS: BOLEYNS AND BIKINIS
Posted February 16th ago via With Leather
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Is there anything worse in the sports media than completely senseless weekly power rankings?  Well, yes: ESPN removing the Berman videos from YouTube. And also people who actually have some kind of emotional investment in power rankings.

1. Scarlett. Here she is at a photo call in Berlin to promote The other Boleyn Girl.  Let's see... Hate the dress.  Hate the tights.  Really hate the shoes.  And yet, still crazy hot.

2. The Swimsuit Issue.  Is that big, disorderly SI.com site scaring you away?  Well, worry not -- it's all organized into easily digestible With Leather coverage: Marisa Miller, NFL cheerleaders, athlete wives, Danica Patrick, and a revue of all the real models.

3. Sacramento Kings' Dance Team.  The Royal Court dancers are in hot water -- page 1 of the Sacramento Bee? -- just for being sexy.  Pisses me off.  I need to print up another gross of Being Sexy Is Not a Crime stickers.

4. Fatasses.  Josh Beckett, Packers fans.  Packers fans, Josh Beckett.

5. Ace and Ren.  It was Michael Vick in the backyard with a poisoned meatball.  Rest in peace, noble hounds.

6. Michael Phelps.  The new Speedo can remove your penis, apparently....

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