Notch a critical victory in the Davis Cup over Romania? A common American response to winning is to while away hours and hours and perhaps your signing bonus in the strip club. Just ask the G-men.

French tennis players Jo-Wilfred Tsonga and Richard Gasquet, however, they had to go get in on the action last week. Exuberant little assholes. What's worse, they made me write a post tangentially about tennis.

• Sporting News Gasquet beats Hanescu to give France 1-0 lead against Romania in Davis Cup Feb 08
• Sporting News Top-seeded Richard Gasquet, Lleyton Hewitt upset in 2nd round; Justine Henin rolls into semis Jan 09
• Deadspin Richard Gasquet Is Eager To Correct Your Misconceptions [Richard Gasquet] Nov 28
• Sporting News David Ferrer, Rafael Nadal advance to Masters Cup semifinals Nov 15
• ESPN Nadal wins, gets help to reach Masters Cup semis Nov 15
• Sporting News Gasquet upsets Djokovic with second round-robin victory at Masters Cup Nov 13
• Yardbarker Tennis Masters Cup from Shanghai Under Way Nov 12
• Sporting News Rafael Nadal, David Ferrer advance at season-ending Masters Cup in China Nov 11