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MATCH.COM MONDAYS: DANIEL "BOOBIE" GIBSON
Posted February 19th ago via Epic Carnival
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by Sterling Gould, More Credible

As we make our way through this world, we're all trying to do one thing... procreate. But sometimes, it's hard to find a partner who shares the same interests as you do. I'm all about love baby, so I'll be promoting the Match.com profiles of our favorite athletes/commentators/journalists. You never know, you the reader might find the love of your life!

This Week's Featured Profile: Daniel Gibson!
Display Name: www.ilovethethree.com
Status: Online now!

* age: 21
* seeking: The respect that teammate LeBron James gathers. But with more contract deals with Spirte. Got kids to feed... eventually.
Relationships: My barber and I are pretty tight.
Have kids: No little Boobies... right now?
Ethnicity: Black
Body type: Scrawny
Height: 6' 2"
Religion: All Hail Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Smoke: Your mom
Drink: My draaaaaaank and my two-step!

My Job:
Shooting guard for the Cleveland Cavs. And the chosen savior of what the Cavs have been missing for decades. It's my job to make wide-open three point shots while opposing teams put their emphasis on LeBron (my big brother). If I can't manage to do these things, I'm usually relegated to "towel boy".

Favorite Hot Spots:
Hot spots? Cleveland doesn't get sun. It's the equivalent to Satan's Asshole. I guess if I had to choose my favorite places to go, I'd say 'anywhere I won't get mugged/raped'. Which is almost everywhere in Cleveland.

For Fun:
One of my favorite things to do was to take small clippings from Drew Gooden's "patch". That thing was atrocious. So I'd sneak up behind him while he w...

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