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Our favorite weekly columnist, Brandon Hansen from Just South of North, is back with another life lesson for the youngsters. It's a shame you can't all land high paid blogging gigs like us. It's the life.

After listening to all those know-it-alls who sit in the front row and talk about their trip to Europe with their great aunt, after dealing with book prices that could bankrupt the U.S. Government, after pulling 48-hour work days and ending up sleeping on a couch somewhere in the student union building... on someone's lap, we really begin to question whether or not our college education is going to get us anywhere.

But if our hometown friends with three kids and a cushy job at the local Wal-Mart with aspirations to make full-time employment someday at the supercenter are any indication, it's probably a good thing we went to school.

So whenever you got your degree, be grateful. But don't turn your nose up at these AWESOME jobs that may not require a college education.

Zamboni Driver
There is not a better position in the world of sports. Sure, you could be the general manager of the Yankees but after watching Roger Clemens inject his wife with HGH, it might lose some its luster.

Security Guard for a Mattress Store
It's not like people plan large mattress store heists and if someone does get the bright idea to try and steal a mattress, it's going to be pretty easy to spot and chase down the poor sap trying to wrangle a mattress and run at the same time.

Plus you get to wear a uniform and we all know how women love a man in uniform. Even if it does have the sheep from the Mattress Outlet' on it.

Golf Cart Test Driver
There's nothing more fun than going Tokyo Drift on a g...

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